Why waste valuable time & hard-earned cash attending boring seminars,
writing meaningless essays, conducting pointless research & sucking up to
egotistical professors when you can fill out the form below & have a
"prestigious unaccredited" diploma in any of our high-demand specialties?
BOGUS takes diploma mills to the proverbial next level!
The only thing holding you up is the paper in your printer!
Easy as 1-2-3, it's your future & your choice!

1. Enter the name you want on the sheepskin: 

2. Pick the degree you want: 

3. Pick your major: 

This is a satirical work, in case you're a little slow on the uptake!